you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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