school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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