fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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