what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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