She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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