i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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