i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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