You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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