This is the prime rib incident all over again
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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