So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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