...is it true? will i see you next weekend
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Boobs speak an international language.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal