i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
So squirting runs in the family.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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