At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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