somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
