he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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