Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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