There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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