So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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