you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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