I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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