we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize