So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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