I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
two words...techno handjob
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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