How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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