i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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