Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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