btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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