This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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