Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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