Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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