She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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