I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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