He is an equal opportunity slut.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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