It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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