he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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