I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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