they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Randomize
