this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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