he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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