sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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