omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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