She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
