When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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