school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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