I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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