At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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