yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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