Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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