Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just high enough for therapy.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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