what day is it and did you see me today?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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