I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I am one with the molecules
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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