instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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