i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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