Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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