Having a random hookup so left but love u
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
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you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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