i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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